"Mommy, when I get bigger can you buy me big boobies?"
"Huh? Honey, you don't buy boobies. You'll get them when you get older."
"But I'm older now, how come I only have little boobies?"
"When you get much older, sweetie. "
"But I'm older!!" said Ash now visibly annoyed.
"Much older, like Mommy."
She 'humphed' and sat in silence.
About half an hour later, she said to me....
"Mommy, what's a husband?"
"Honey, Daddy is Mommy's husband."
"I want a husband too."
"When you get bigger, you will have a husband some day."
"No, I want one now!"
"Sweetie..."
"Fine. NOW can I have big boobies?"
I was speechless.....
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Oh it starts young :)
By the way I'm still waiting for mine and I am older :o)
You're in SO much trouble! That child is far too smart. I love wanting big boobies. Too funny!
Scary thing is you CAN actually buy bigger boobies!!! I won't tell her though LOL! I would have bought some myself, but now that I have kids I don't want to send the wrong message ;)
She is cute, though. Persistent!!
Hahahaha!!!
And.... What Valarie said!
I've tagged you for a meme, BTW, only if you want to do it!
OH MY HONEY~ bot only is she cute as a button she is smart!!! Get ready, for I believe you are going to have MANY fun (and funny) conversations like this one with Ash!!!
Thank you for the laugh!!!!!
Little does she realize the trouble that both will cause in her life! What a funny girl!
Brilliance takes so many forms. ;)
with the walk on water thing. Just get a storage tub thats not got really high sides. Then cover the bottom with water about 1" high. then pour in a box of cornstarch and stir, do that same thing over and over until you have the cornstarch about 3" deep. It took be about 12 boxes of corn starch. Then you just leave about 2" of water on the top so they can see its liquid.
Oh my she IS starting young--you my dear are going to have a handful ;)
did she get the idea that big boobies are good because of you, dear cousin? how did you end up with the big boobie gene?! SHARE.
Uh... I'm still waiting for big ones...
I'm with Tara -- I'm still waiting, too! :) Your daughter says the funniest things. She must crack you up daily!
When I was little I was convinced that one morning I was going to just wake up and they would just POP out. I told my mother this when I was about 4 or 5 and she has had laugh ammunition from it ever since. :)
Oh,I laughed at the "I'm still waiting comments." I have the husband, but I guess I'm with the "still waiting" crowd.
Well.... that kinda sucks that MY boobies don't inspire my kids to want to have any. Do they even notice that I have any? Yeah, that's how small they are - ha!
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